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welcome to the twilight zone.

I accidentally stepped on a baby lizard in the toilet today. Yikes. I’m sorry Mr Lizard. I’m sorry you got the fright of your life and lost your tail. You are an insect-eating creature and therefore my good friend. I’m glad you weren’t squashed to death and that you escaped. Live on, young lizard! May you find good fortune and a good mate despite your lack of tail.

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This is what overtiredness and too much work do to you. Juniors, be warned.

things.

I was supposed to have gone to sleep an hour ago.

I did not.

In lieu of sleeping, I was supposed to have done an hour of Advo.

I did not.

I was supposed to be over this by now.

I am not.

I should sleep now.

And I will.

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whut.

Whilst I am stressing over CPCM and Conveyancing, an ex-primary school classmate of mine is stressing over the method by which to count baby movements. And is due in six weeks.

OHMYGAWD?????

get the party started.

SO MUCH TO DO OMG.

I didn’t realise till today that See Pee See Em is due like next frigging monday! RAWR!

pokemon?

Nope. An Axolotl. Wahahaha. SOOOO KYOOOOT.

random questions, #1

I have decided to document for future amusement the weird questions that run through my brain just before I sleep.

Last night:
If you put blue food colouring into a fish bowl containing translucentish-white, will the fish also turn blue?

craving schmaving.

One of the more hilarious things that happened today:

Dad: Why this _______ Hotel got no contact number one.
Me: (peering over at the screen) That’s cause you’re not on the hotel’s official website. Look for “Contact Us” on the hotel homepage.
Dad: Oh so I just type in “contactus.com”? Wah that’s quite smart.
-stunned silence-
Me & Mom: UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER

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I was not so satisfied with my bubble tea today. Meh. Starting to agree with the world that Koi is overrated. The only part I really like about it is that you can choose the amount of sugar that goes in. Otherwise the small pearls are kinda annoying for bracefaces like me. It gets stuck all the time!

And my oh my, just as I was complaining of the lack of ___________, in ___________ pops. WOOHOO!

Today was overall a good day. Despite the fact that I forgot to bring my glasses and was squinting at the screen all day long. My left eye feels overtaxed and my right eye went on holiday. =.=

Advo!

Was fun. I love the adrenaline rush of standing up in court. The way my heart pounds and the warp speed at which my brain zips when I’m standing before the judge. During the XX my brain was as clear as the blue waters of Jiuzhaigou’s Panda Lake. (Not so much during the injunction hearing and the EIC though, where my brain was still covered in panicked fuzz.) WOOHOO. I love that feeling!!! Not to mention the convoluted preparation before where you try to predict everything the other side is going to say.

Of course I got an adrenaline headache at the end of the day. But is that the point? ;D

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In other news, THE COLD and the SORE THROAT have made a comeback. Meh. :( Pi Pa Kao is my friend.

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Though I have a Crim Proc tutorial to finish by tomorrow, I have only one thing on my mind now: BubbleTeaBubbleTeaBubbleTea