Mom: (watching me clean my retainers with a toothbrush and dishwashing liquid) “Why you use MaMa Lemon on them? Shouldn’t you use toothpaste instead?”
[Before tutorials ended]
LL: “Doctors are like clothes. The more you try on, the better.”
The following visual image is screencapped from a popup ad which this writer found exceedingly hilarious:
In other news, this writer got absolutely no work done today and has just consumed 200g of thinly sliced Virginia Ham with a tablespoon of white truffle oil and 2 slices of Emmental cheese AND polished off 14 Lindt Swiss Thins.
When feeling insecure, COMFORT FOOD FTW!
Filed under life, riddikulus
At dessert today.
[With respect to the fact that dogs of the same litter mate with each other]
LL: (wide-eyed horror) “You mean dogs don’t have a concept of incest?!?!?!”
Your dog reacts with a start and gives you an utterly perplexed “Am I dreaming?” look when you walk down the stairs at 8am.
So much, in fact, that I nearly rolled off the bed laughing this afternoon (when I woke up).
Her: Fwah done done? [reference to our assignment]
Her: You were awake at 5.20am!
Me: Hahahh yes done! :D I finished at precisely that time. How come u know I was awake?
Her: Stalk you! I am the cockroach in your room!
Me: “Faster upload your pictures please. I want to see!”
Him: “I am a busy man, Rachel. I need to hunt mice.”
Him: “Your heels today are so high, I thought you were levitating”