I do not understand how I managed to gain weight after eating only the following yesterday:
1. A small bowl of cereal for breakfast
2. 3 Wang wang biscuits
3. 1/8 of an omelette, tofu soup, some claypot veg and 1/2 a bowl of rice for dinner.
Dear My Body, will you please wake up your idea.
A rather hilarious exchange yesterday:
Background info: X has a crush on Y.
Me: Y indirectly agreed I was fat the other day.
X: Huh! Wahlao! Why is he so jialat! How can any girl ever like him?
Me: Hello. Shouldn’t I be asking you this question?!