Dear Mr AG,
My client is an idiot. A gullible, impressionable idiot who believes wholesale ridiculous advertisements showing busty women flocking to a deodorant user.
How he got into law school remains a mystery to us all. Maybe he had an interview topic that had to do with saving puffins.
That said, he’s really a nice boy at heart who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Literally. He’s vegetarian. And I’m sure whilst he’s at it, he only eats organic vegetables that don’t use pesticides.
Would you withdraw the charges against him please?