1. At all material times, the Plaintiff confesses she has been indulging in carbs.
PARTICULARS OF INDULGENCE
a. Had basil rice and a truckload of fries with Ms Lee, Mr Ting, Linlin and Ms Yap on Thursday
b. Ate fried rice during the Dreaded Dinner and MANYMANY CHOCOLATE THINGS at Laurent Bernard after said Dinner on Friday
b. Had Riverside Indonesian BBQ at 313’s foodcourt today. The Plaintiff avers that this proves heaven can be found on a styrofoam plate.
2. The Plaintiff doesn’t really know why she’s being called the Plaintiff because she’s so happy.
PARTICULARS OF PLAINTIFF’S HAPPINESS
a. :) :) :) :) :)
b. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
AND the Plaintiff claims:
b. More Fats
c. Tons of Fats