home is my amusement park

1. DAD, Supreme Hater Of All Things Cutesy, refused to let me switch away from Disney Channel today, which was showing Skyrunners.
-cue fainting-

2. Boiled Egg Indicator
Me: I’m gonna get ice cream. You want?
Mom:  No, but help me check if my eggs have boiled.
Me: OK!
-saunters to kitchen-
Me: (belatedly) Wait, how do I check if your eggs have boiled?!

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