1. DAD, Supreme Hater Of All Things Cutesy, refused to let me switch away from Disney Channel today, which was showing Skyrunners.
2. Boiled Egg Indicator
Me: I’m gonna get ice cream. You want?
Mom: No, but help me check if my eggs have boiled.
-saunters to kitchen-
Me: (belatedly) Wait, how do I check if your eggs have boiled?!