health & fitness, my ass.

Whilst browsing the “Health & Fitness” category in the iTunes App Store in an attempt to find a satisfactory distance meter that logged calories burned and average speed, I came across these:

What the hell?! They look like apps designed for lecherous uncles!!
But curiosity has always gotten the better of me, and so I clicked on one of these to find…

… that my suspicions were confirmed.

I can only think of one (male) body part that could ostensibly get healthier from looking at these. Although “healthier” is probably not the right word. Mwahahahah.

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One response to “health & fitness, my ass.

  1. Caits

    That’s a very expanded definition of ‘health and fitness’.

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