horny = bad!

My dog is sick. He has a fever and intestinal trouble and shitting problems.

Why? Because he got all horny chasing my cousin’s schnauzer at my family gathering a week or so ago. As a result, his prostate swelled so much that it blocked his intestines, and his dick swelled to five times it’s normal size. The intestinal blockage in turn led to the defecation problems, which in turn led to infection, which led to fever.

Now, boys and girls, let me remind you that all this started because he was: HORNY.
You know now what NOT to do yes?

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2 responses to “horny = bad!

  1. frezb

    i know it’s really mean to laugh but it’s really too funny! hope your dog feels better soon though. :D

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