I miss you very much. You’ve been away for five days, what say you to coming back home?
I miss all the things we do together, like talk. Talking with you is the best. Not that I’ve had any others, but you get the idea. I’ve always been faithful to you, unlike that infidel of a falsetto. I can’t function properly without you. I can’t compose songs without you! I need you. Please come back. :(