rejoicings be!

In my life is no more Islamic Law Exam!
Adulation bring for accomplishment!
Many glee!

stress relief.

I know what you’re thinking, and I assure you we were model students during this lecture proper. This happened during the break!
Key:
Blue – KK
Red – Me

this made me laugh so hard today.

I had to balance my Prada bag on my shoes to prevent it from touching the ground whilst I fished unglamly for paper and a marker, but it was totally worth the laugh. WAHAHAHAHA.
P.S. Wachang is a very cute lop-eared pure white rabbit, and the person with bunnycidal tendencies is NOT me!

horny = bad!

My dog is sick. He has a fever and intestinal trouble and shitting problems.
Why? Because he got all horny chasing my cousin’s schnauzer at my family gathering a week or so ago. As a result, his prostate swelled so much that it blocked his intestines, and his dick swelled to five times it’s normal size. [...]

thirteen.

That’s how many of us were in the lift when it got STUCK. Unlucky number indeed! On my last day of work too!
This is the first time I’ve ever been stuck in a lift. W and K were with me, and FX was in the lift too. K was saying that now we can cross [...]

atas much?!

I chased my stupid dog all over the house yesterday trying to get him to take his medicine. He turned up his nose at President’s Emmental Cheese!! WHALAO! (Usually we wrap the medicine up in cheese. Think ravioli or wonton. He refuses to eat Cheddar anymore, which is why we go with Emmental.)
I went to [...]

i luv grace.

I quote:
“One bird can kill many stones!” 
:D

cheep trill, #2.

An update on choot-ing at dogs:
I didn’t see the husky yesterday, but I choot-ed at two golden retrievers!
One raised an eyebrow at me and the other didn’t take any notice at all.
Wanna bet the one who raised the eyebrow was a bitch. GRINS.

cheep trill.

I choot-ed cheekily at a beagle up the street today whilst jogging.
It gave me the most surprised and horrified look I’ve ever seen on a dog’s face. Muarharhar! I’m going to try that on the husky tomorrow!

everyone wants to be smarter but…

This is really rather extreme, don’t you think?