Category Archives: riddikulus
blonde.
[Yesterday night] Mom: (watching me clean my retainers with a toothbrush and dishwashing liquid) “Why you use MaMa Lemon on them? Shouldn’t you use toothpaste instead?” * [Before tutorials ended] LL: “Doctors are like clothes. The more you try on, … Continue reading
Filed under eyebrow raise, riddikulus
yeah right.
The following visual image is screencapped from a popup ad which this writer found exceedingly hilarious: In other news, this writer got absolutely no work done today and has just consumed 200g of thinly sliced Virginia Ham with a tablespoon … Continue reading
Filed under life, riddikulus
this is why we love her.
At dessert today. [With respect to the fact that dogs of the same litter mate with each other] LL: (wide-eyed horror) “You mean dogs don’t have a concept of incest?!?!?!”
Filed under friends, riddikulus
you know you should sleep earlier when…
Your dog reacts with a start and gives you an utterly perplexed “Am I dreaming?” look when you walk down the stairs at 8am.
Filed under riddikulus
this amused me very much.
So much, in fact, that I nearly rolled off the bed laughing this afternoon (when I woke up). Her: Fwah done done? [reference to our assignment] Her: You were awake at 5.20am! Her: Siaoooo Me: Hahahh yes done! :D I … Continue reading
Filed under friends, riddikulus
lovely crazy people.
Me: “Faster upload your pictures please. I want to see!” Him: “I am a busy man, Rachel. I need to hunt mice.”
Filed under friends, riddikulus
superpowers.
Him: “Your heels today are so high, I thought you were levitating”
Filed under friends, riddikulus
romancing a library bug
This was addressed to Caitlin, after she stated that she had finished her Arbi exam. Definitions for the uninitiated: A “hold”: Something you place on a book when it’s already been borrowed out and you’re frantically trying to lay your … Continue reading
Filed under friends, riddikulus
home is my amusement park
1. DAD, Supreme Hater Of All Things Cutesy, refused to let me switch away from Disney Channel today, which was showing Skyrunners. -cue fainting- 2. Boiled Egg Indicator Me: I’m gonna get ice cream. You want? Mom: No, but help … Continue reading
Filed under parents, riddikulus
healthy cereal.
Mom: (peering anxiously at the cereal box) How do you check how this cereal is made? Me: Huh? Why do you need to know? Mom: (in all seriousness) I want to make sure this cereal is not deep-fried. Me: (dying … Continue reading
Filed under parents, riddikulus
