Category Archives: quotes
my amusing father.
Me: Mom actually only needs one chicken drumstick. Him: Ah, if you give her two, she will eat two. You know her voluptuous appetite for chicken! Me: Voracious, dad, not voluptuous.
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wrongness. this is it.
My best friend is the proud author of the following children’s books: Wake up, Dick! Dick makes headway Dick gets himself into a tight spot Dick is in a hard place Dick has a bumpy ride Come, Dick, come! :D
some classics from today.
On the topic of lawyers with panda eyes: J: It’s a phenomenon when pple get too rich. Me: Huh? J: When pple are rich, they buy handbags, shoulder bags… and eye bags! JQ: It’s the latest product from Apple – … Continue reading
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hohoho.
I remembered something random Caits said to me as I was browsing the old entries on a blog. “There’s something for everyone!” Which is so true. I wonder if I have something for everyone. LOL. (I don’t think so!)
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procreation.
“Sex is a spiritual experience linking two people. We should therefore be more spiritual and have more spiritual experiences with as many people as possible.” Going out with Mr S is always so entertaining.
penny for your thoughts?
“Hitherto a man’s untold thoughts have been regarded to be of a merely nominal value, and the offers generally made for them certainly do not represent large sums of money. “ – Lord James of Hereford
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fangyirocks.
Random fact of the day: All porcupines float in water. (Snapple Cap) Fangyi: OMG really? I am so going to throw every porcupine I see into the water! I love that crazy chick. Hahahh!!
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sprout.
“H&M is like, the country of clothes.” Brings to mind the prophets’ promised land. Yes, I have been deprived of real shopping for way too long.
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excerpt.
[sare] neon schmeon says: HE IS REAL MAN [sare] neon schmeon says: REAL MAN HAVE NO BALLS rachel says: HHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA rachel says: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????? [sare] neon schmeon says: i dunno! rachel says: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dying of laughter!!! [sare] neon schmeon says: U … Continue reading
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