the bird won’t sing.

I feel like I’m being subject to exam stress.
And exams aren’t even up and coming.
I’m overdosing on gummy bears.
And I just realised that my calorie limit decreased by 100.
BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. And I exceeded it by 75 today.
I should not have eaten those last 2 packs of baby bears.
Pfffffffft.

Jaaaava.

I think that drinking one cup of Teh O and a Large Cafe Latte from the Thinking Cafe messes with your brain makes you emo and causes sleeplessness.
Ishouldnotovercaffeinateanymore.
ohbutwhatthefuckineedtofinishmytutorial.
ineedtostoptypinguseless entries.

I FEEL FAT.

“No seriously, what’s there to feel? You are fat.”
Reminds me of the Shan & Rozz show.
Rozz: “Does this dress make my ass look fat?”
Shan: “No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat.”
And seriously. What am I doing typing this kinda rubbish at this hour.
I should be considering the very important questions listed in TYL’s [...]

hohoho.

I remembered something random Caits said to me as I was browsing the old entries on a blog.
“There’s something for everyone!”
Which is so true. I wonder if I have something for everyone. LOL.
(I don’t think so!)

oh, my, what a surprise.

Update from The Necessary Stage:
“URGENT Saturday 26th – We’ve just gotten news about our license application for THE COMPLAINTS CHOIR PROJECT (performances at various public spaces today). While we were given a license, this is a conditional one – no foreigners (i.e. a handful of the participants, the artists themselves and our conductor) are allowed [...]

the world is a popsicle.

Yesterday was M-day, Mortification day, but I survived.
And more importantly, I had fun. ;)
However, I’m still sick, and in fact running out of medication; that is not fun.
Such is life.
It’s the unfun that makes us value the fun. Or so I believe.
So let’s apply ourselves to the unfun with glee.

ring a ding ling.

I saw the ice cream man on my way back today!
I haven’t seen him in ages. Not since I was in secondary school, I think.
I got the feeling that he doesn’t ply my street anymore.
He’s like a permanent fixture in my childhood, a weatherbeaten old man on a motorbike with a cooler attached to the side.
It was [...]

you is a car. i chases you.

There are periods of times in your life that you feel emo, want to hole yourself up in a dank cave (with internet connection, electric supply and most certainly running water and a toilet), and write.
This is one of them.
I’ve been having really weird dreams lately, remembering things I shouldn’t and wishing for things that can never [...]

germs-1, rachel-0

I have a million and one things to do this week, and i’m SICK.
Like seriously wahlau haven’t I fallen sick enough times already?!
Anyway. Now to attempt to read my E&T cases without falling asleep.
Which I still feel like doing despite having napped for 2h. Pfft.

i feel like going to changi village to eat.

I know I know, me and my cravings. =p